Finns Beach Club has announced Finns Bottled, its first move into the global wellness beverage category with holistically extracted still water sourced from its oceanfront pools.
The product, described internally as “the natural next step”, follows years of investment in Finns’ pool infrastructure.
“We have always believed that what makes Finns special is the water,” Finns Beach Club management said. “Now you can take it home.”
Each bottle of Finns Bottled is extracted nightly from Finns’ three oceanfront pools immediately after the venue closes at midnight, the precise moment of maximum vibrational saturation, when the water carries the concentrated energy of an entire day at the world’s greatest beach club.
Prior to extraction, every litre has been exposed to 340,000 watts of premium sound system, a minimum of four hours of direct Bali sunlight, and the collective presence of FINNS’ internationally acclaimed pool environment.
Purification protocol
Finns Bottled undergoes a proprietary five-stage filtration process developed in collaboration with Finns’ resident spiritual practitioner and internal operations team. While the full methodology is protected under commercial confidentiality, Finns is pleased to confirm the following:
- Stage 1 – Macro Filtration: Water passes through a primary screen constructed from dried banana leaf fibres, sourced from within 14km of the venue, selected for structural integrity and receptive neutrality.
- Stage 2 – Secondary Filtration: A secondary pass through a proprietary multi-layer filter matrix. The precise composition of this matrix is commercially confidential. Finns can confirm it exists.
- Stage 3 – UV Sterilisation: Standard UV light treatment applied for not less than 90 seconds. The most conventional step in the process, included for balance.
- Stage 4 – Mineral Assessment: Each batch undergoes full mineral composition assessment. Nothing has, to date, been added or removed. This stage primarily confirms that the water is water.
- Stage 5 – Vibrational Sealing: Prior to bottling, each batch is attended to by Finns’ resident spiritual practitioner and exposed to a 432 Hz tone for a minimum of seven minutes, described as “the original frequency of the universe, give or take.” This step is non-negotiable.
Sustainability
For every bottle of Finns Bottled sold, Finns commits to the following. These commitments are real, binding, and in the case of most of them, physically achievable:
- Finns will submit a quarterly pool monitoring report to a committee currently being formed. Membership is open. The first meeting has not been scheduled.
- Finns Bottled packaging is made from 100 per cent recyclable materials, featuring the Finns logo embossed in a font described by the CMO as “coastal but aspirational.”
- For every 50,000 bottles sold, Finns commits to reducing sound system output by 5,000 watts for one full set per quarter. The DJs have been informed. They have not yet responded.
Availability and pricing
Finns Bottled will be available at FINNS Beach Club and at all major retailers across Bali immediately upon brand registration. Brand registration was submitted 1 April 2026. It is priced at IDR 200,000 (around AU$17.04) per 0.6L bottle.
In anticipation of strong demand for first batches, Finns has opened a priority waitlist at finnsbottled.com. Early registrants will receive a certificate acknowledging their place in hydration history.
