Alan Joyce’s $16m bonus in the hands of new QF chair
We miss the days of writing jokes about Alan Joyce all the time, this felt like a real blast from the past!
We miss the days of writing jokes about Alan Joyce all the time, this felt like a real blast from the past!
Making things even worse for the Flying Roo is the fact the author is perhaps its most outspoken critic, Joe Aston.
Relive last year with this mega wrap of all things Qantas! It's like a highlights reel, minus the cool soundtrack.
It seems Alan Joyce may remain a headache for the Qantas PR team for a while to come.
We aren't financial reporters, but when it involves everyone's favourite airline, we have to get in on it.
We hope orange is Joyce's colour because he could be rocking a large bright jumpsuit pretty soon!
Joyce's jackpot could have him less than jovial as the airline's recent jumbles left him jinxed.
Goyder's head is next up on the proverbial chopping block which has already seen an early end to Joyce's tenure.
The controversial CEO could have had trouble carrying the stack of cash he departs with after 22 years at the airline.
Staff at Qantas HQ may want to return to their seats and fasten their seatbelts.
Not just flights, but cash!
If you were ever curious about what Joyce's resting bitch face is, you have your answer.
This comes as Qantas today posted a $1.74b profit, making it little mystery as to why Joyce has been called upon.
We've heard that Joyce jumped up and clicked his heels together like a cowboy after hearing this news.
Joyce has not shied away from one 2023's most divisive topics, throwing his (and Qantas') support behind the vote.
Less than 90 days in the top job for Joyce. For journalistic purposes, we'd like to see him go out all guns blazing.
The cost of living is hitting even the most wealthy of travellers.
Consistency equals success. Unless that consistency relates to delayed and cancelled flights, which is the case here.